dorkstrider:

i love the whole shrimp on the barbie being assumed as a stereotypical Australian thing when we don’t even call them that

for fuck’s sake we call them prawns 

mimiako:

perfection

(Source: t3hrip)

severalbadpunslater:

_{I regret a lot of things, but this is not one of them.}

harshwhimsy:

hottie with half a body

cycliccircumferentia:

Clouds make nice pillows guys.

hussiempreg:

you know when you thought you were cool with someone and then they unfollow you and its like oh okay idc that you unfollowed me i just wanna know what i did wrong?? but you cant ask that because then you just sound like all you want is to get followed back and its all complicated and this is the internet. 

bellatirx:

missionkimpossible:

i bet zooey deschanel uses bing.com because shes quirky and unique

 #i bet she uses windows 2000 because it’s ‘vintage’

pyrotechnicstars:

karkatschoiceass:

a2k2exy2ollux:

cla22y

!!!!! WOW

KSDJGLKSFD WHAT

(Source: that2exy2ollux)

cosmo-kramer-the-assman:

vincent van gogh fuck yourself

puddingseductress:

based on this

I GOT ALL EXCITED BECAUSE HFJKDSAFHJKDSA

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squeakchic:

bro
bro please
just one
theyre on sale for 30 bucks
please 

chelerb:

shout out to me for not killing myself yet

sleeplock:

squeakchic:

this just in: john egbert is a faggot
bye

( jay is my headcanon john, but it’s not because he’s my fiance because i am not my own headcanon dave at all ew but just…… look at him??? idk opinion hahah )

it is true. i am a faggot.

homestucksonyoutube:

okay so what just happened?